What I Am I am a pit bull, a snog growler, a ground And pound puppy, nobody's sleeping beauty, Nobody's bamboo mirror, no whirligig Flapping on a rooftop, I am the hair atop Old Baldy, Douglas fir erect as Spring's Pajamas, snow melting in the crotches, I am a whistling crane, nobody's whooper, No dervish dancer, nobody's drone, Nobody's bloody pinprick dribbling, I am a jaw cruncher, steam roller, Nobody's spoon feeder, nobody's bulldozer, No pancake flattener, I am a forklift, I am a grit monger, a fur gristler, No lap dog, no flop-ear, nobody's peekapoo, I am a cherry pick, sucker punch, nobody's Catawamp, nobody's nut crush, No mover, no shaker, nobody's toast, No roto-rooter, I am a stump stud, A stocky blocker, a bobbed barker, I am a hunked wagger, I am a pit bull. (First published in Abstract: Contemporary Expressions - 2019)